#i am in excruciating pain

[eye-catching-tma-headcanons]

i think i just came up with the most crack yet angstiest hc I could

so. back during s1 and even before that, tim and sasha had a shared wattpad account where they would write the cheesiest fics (in a satire way)

after sasha gets replaced, tim updates the fic, saying its going on hiatus and that he'll try to see if it'll be back

s3 tim..........hoo Boy

s3 tim updates the fic, but it's not the typical corny chapter the readers would expect. no, it's a vent chapter-

it uses the same main character, but there are now placeholders for the people in tim's life

elias' placeholder gets beaten to death by the main character

jon's placeholder almost gets shot, but the mc ends up having a breakdown sooo

martin's placeholder is yelled at for being naïve

melanie and basira's placeholders are apologized to for being brought into this mess

sasha and danny............i know it would be the angstiest part of the chapter, but i'm not sure if he'd write sasha n danny comforting him or blaming him, so. yeah

once the unknowing happens, martin logs onto tim's computer to give the readers an update, since he knew how much the fic meant to sasha and tim

he tells the readers that tim has died, not including the details of how. he just says that the fic will no longer be continued as both the authors have died

This is poisoning me

The Crack Side: Martin writes it Ao3-In-Average-Peril Style “no excuses for Tim’s absence: he died”

The Painful Side: Martin writes Tim’s death into his story (changes it a bit) and then in the end notes, apologizes and bids one last goodbye

[ghostiidasponk]

welp

I am mentally damaged.

[thesoulsofthedarned]

So was anybody gonna tell me Shamane was getting a rerun or was I just supposed to find that out myself?

Bruh can somebody give me a banner calendar, I’m tired of getting blindsided by sudden rerun banners, especially when I just finished pulling for someone else 😭

[t0ast-ghost]

*shaking myself by the shoulders* YOU DONT HAVE TO GET BETTER AT ART. YOU JUST DO IT. STOP HAVING UNREACHABLE STANDARDS . GET WORSE AT ART ACTUALLY.

[unbenchthekench]

[spriinglocked]

felony gets me

[andoutofharm]

bishops knife trick is like . what if there was a song that was so so so fucked up and it fucked you up so badly every time you listened to it. and also it was your favorite song . what then

[purpleguysimp]

Why does having wisdom teeth growinf in have to hurt so much ough

[lemondroplover]

me (a mother of 293) 😔

please help they won't stop coming out 🥲

[raisondetriment]

When you actually had regular weekly TTRPG sessions for weeks and weeks and then suddenly in the past month one person or another hasn't been able to make it... and you were right at the final boss fight for the adventure...

[eye-catching-tma-headcanons]

Oh my god oh my fuck I just finished MAG 200 I need to throw out my depressing headcanons.

After the whole apocalypse thing was sorted the surviving group went out in search of their families.

So many people weren’t seen ever again after they turned the world back.

While Basira was chasing Daisy, Daisy was fully conscious and had to watch her body get puppeted by the hunt.

1. Owch owch owch I really hope they found them but chances are slim…

2. aaaa the thought of just a huge chunk of the population disappearing and wondering if your family and friends are ok.. that hurts

3. NO ooogh those are my girls

4. MAG 200 broke me for an indescribable amount of time, good luck

[ghostiidasponk]

I'm fine! (I am not okay)

[thesoulsofthedarned]

BRUH NO ONE TOLD ME A KNIGHT WAS GETTING A BANNER 😭

I literally just finished pulling for and building Regulus you can’t do this to meeeeeee

[juice-boxy]

Hey art and things may be a bit slow/lower quality/non existent for a while because I broke my rib!! Yeowch! :')

[namefulodder]

went 2 the dentist today and found out what happens when the numbness wears off halfway through your appointment yaay!! :D

[andoutofharm]

you can run away with me any time you want!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by the way!!!!!!!!!